THE STUPID GENE THEORY
By Christian Farmer and Patrick Lee Moran

It is extremely awkward for most people to pass through the initial stages of commitment, due to the fact that most people have what I call the "Stupid Gene". The "Stupid Gene" comes into play whenever one person starts liking another romanticly. You can talk to a person for as long as you want, as much as you want, sometimes for even months at a time, but the minute you start liking them romantically-wham! The "Stupid Gene" strikes, and all you can say around them is dumb things. If they ask you a question, you can only respond by nodding your head. If you are actually successful at making any noise, the only sound that comes out of your mouth is garbled and unintelligent. There must be a way to overcome this problem! The "Stupid Gene" MUST be stopped!

Presenting...THE WHITEBOARD THEORY

Every person who is single should wear a whiteboard on their chest. On the whiteboard they would write the names of the top 5 or ten people that they're interested in. If one of the people on their list doesn't like them back, all that person has to do is go up to the person and erase their name. If mutual feelings do exist, they can just put a star next to their name. It's easy! No more awkwardness! If we implement this we will have many more marriages! The Stupid Gene will be vanquished! Joy will abound! Society will become paradisaical! Let's do it, and it can only start with YOU! Go out and buy a whiteboard now, and encourage all of your friends to do it too! In time, it will help all to be married!

*DISCLAIMER*
This theory is a joke. Please do not mention what flaws you think occur in these theories. If you figure out a flaw, or if this theory angers you in any way, you are too serious-go take a break, and don't read this again until you are a little slap happy. In no way does this relieve either sex, male or female, from the responsibilities of courtship, but rather it elaborates on a universal truth that happens to everybody during the intial stages of courtship: The Stupid Gene

Questions or comments? Email me: Farmdog120@hotmail.com


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